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3 Bears - A complex arrangement of citrus top notes, combined with fruity florals, while sitting on sweet vanilla bean and a faint woodsy patchouli base.

Acid Trip - A meditative unisex blend of patchouli, sweet orange, lavendin, pine, lemongrass and elelmi, with notes of incense, amber and musk.

Ay Carumba! - Margarita lovers won't believe how true this scent is to the refreshing salty-lime-tequila drink that brings us so much joy.

Blooming Idiot - Sweet notes of Bartlett Pear, Apricot, White Peach, Plum Blossom, with fresh notes of Mimosa and Spring Air.

Booty Call - Wholesome oats and sweet cream are infused with rich warm notes of honey and almonds and topped with a sprinkling of brown sugar.

Bulimic Ballerina - Oh, her slim, gorgeous figure all wrapped up in pink tulle. Everything about her screams perfection. Only her 6 cats know that every evening is a binge and purge orgy at her house. Her grocery bills rivalling her rent, ...she loves to eat bags and bags of sugar cookies while watching romantic black and white movies. Wondering why, in all her perfection, she can't find love. Yummy Pink Sugar, Strawberries, Butter-Cream frosting and vanilla sugar cookies.

By the Sea - Misty sea spray so real you can actually smell the salt.

Candied Toffee Crunch - Rich buttery toffee with a hint of brown sugar.

Creme de la Creme - Creme brulee with caramelized brown sugar.

Deceptions and Lies - Plump and juicy black raspberries on top of rich vanilla ice cream.

Drama Whore - Fresh lime, a hint of mint, warm summer breezes blowing through bamboo grass. Notes of French lavender and musk to round it out.

Fierce! - Sweet toffee, golden honey, slight hints of bergamot and orange and a bit of woody musk.

Fruity Loops - Sweet Lemon-lime and berries with milk. Sure to bring back childhood memories!

Girly Girl - Cotton candy, French vanilla, caramel with berry, plum, and bergamot and the richness of fig, anise, musk, and a touch of woodsy florals.

Goth Queen - sexy, gothic statement, beginning with top notes of Blood Orange, Ruby Red Grapefruit, and Mandarin; followed by middle notes of Geranium, Bourbon, Oak Moss, and Dark Patchouli; sitting on notes of Black Amber, Sandal Tree, Cashmere, and Musk.

Hollywood Sex Kitten - Sultry notes of white flowers, soft sensual musk and powdery violets make this a must have.

Hot Sexy UPS Dude - Orange blossom, mandarin, jasmine and is accented with amber, cedar and vanilla

Hot Tranny Mess - Party on like a ROCKSTAR. Cotton candy, rock candy and sugar.

I'm Sparkly Bitch! - This fragrance combines the scent of ripe forest berries and soft sensual musk, with middle notes of sweet mimosa flowers and apricots, along with subtle hints of oak and juniper.

Inappropriate Aunt Gert - Creamy banana, fresh bread, nuts, cinnamon, spices and heavy whipped butter.

Jenny Craig! Say What?! - Creamy Lemon Curd, vanilla bean and custard.

Let Them Eat Cake! - Rich, buttery Italian birthday cake topped with fluffy buttercream frosting. Yum!

Lollipops - Berries and mixed fruit with notes of sweet spun sugar candy on a stick. Just like the real thing!

Love Dust - An incredibly sexy aroma of raw honey, cocoa butter, and chocolate. Like a Bit O'Honey Candy Bar!

Love You Long Time - Fresh mango, Clementineís and black currants, peach, rose, and coconut milk along with white musk, vanilla, and tamarind.

My Inner Goddess - The aroma a fresh, crisp watermelon with a feminine twist! Truly unique! Notes of watermelon and strawberry; followed by middle notes of jasmine, rose, and green notes; sitting on base notes of cassis, oak moss, white woods, and vanilla.

Pink Hissy Fit - Passion Fruit and Guava.

Pop My Cherry - A delightful cherry aroma that is not too sickening sweet.

Porn Star In Pink Panties - A complex scent of fresh bergamot, juicy citron, mingling with floral notes of neroli, jasmine and rose. Leading into the heart of the fragrance, are notes of sweet pear, plum, apricot, and red lyche, ending with base notes of sensual musk and cedarwood, with swirl of white chocolate and fluffy pink cupcakes. A custom blend only found here.

Psychopath - Caramel and vanilla with hints of Bergamot, tangerine leaves, ginger, star anise, patchouli, lavender, heliotrope, coriander, cedar and tonka bean.

Schweddie Balls (For Men) - a refreshing, spicy, lavender, amber fragrance. This masculine scent possesses a blend of lavender, jasmine, oak moss, musk and sandalwood.

Tie Me Up and Spank Me - Rich cream cheese tones are perfectly balanced with a blueberry accord and tiny hints of cinnamon blended with super sweet vanilla ice cream adds the final temptation for this fabulous treat!

Trailer Park Trash - Crisp green cuttings, jasmine petals and eucalyptus, and sweet woods and Musk. A fabulously clean, unisex fragrance.

Twinkies - Just like the real thing. Rich, moist and buttery yellow cake with sweet creamy vanilla filling.

Voluptuous Vanilla Vixen - Pure, rich vanilla beans with a hint of butter.

Wicked Karma - A fascinating blend of juicy bubblegum, cotton candy, juicy apples and pears blended together with sugared candy lemon drops meshed with crushed Madagascar vanilla.

Woodstock 69 - The ultimate hippie fragrance blend! A rich, beautiful blend, with an earthy hint of patchouli and sweet smell of nag champa.

Yeah for Yummy! - Fruit medley of strawberries, raspberries, cherries, and tree ripe peaches squeezed with fresh lemons and essential oil of tangerine warmed by soft woods.

Zombie Apocalypse - freshly brewed Arabica coffee beans combined with creamy vanilla with a base note of nutty hazelnuts.

Christmas Scents

*Available only during the holidays.

Drunk Uncle Bob -Every family has one. You know, the relative that comes over for holiday parties and makes an ass of himself before passing out drunk on the sofa. This classic scent is just like dear old drunk Uncle Bob himself and will bring back memories of holiday parties from when you were a kid sitting on the top stair watching the festivities below and drunk Uncle Bob snoring away softly on the sofa covered in his own vomit while your mother looks on horrified. Ah, the holidays! Fresh Pine and balsam combined with fresh baked goodies, candied fruits, spices and a hint of rum.

Fat Santa Cookies -One Christmas Eve in NYC, a very thin, starving, beautiful and aspiring model lay in bed tossing and turning unable to sleep. All she could think about were the warm, gooey, cinnamon butter sugar cookies and ice cold glass of milk that her current boyfriend of the hour had left by the fireplace for "Santa." They called to her at 2am in the middle of a troubled sleep. She put the pillow over her head to drown out the sounds hoping to fall back to sleep. Now you see, this starving model, all she ever wanted was a matching set of silicone fun bags in size triple D and she'd spent that very morning waiting in line at Macy's Department Store just to sit on Santa's lap to ask for the big silicone bags of joy. (Of course Santa made her bounce up and down on his lap while she asked for them, but that's another story entirely and probably best saved for a jury after the harassment suit is filed.) Finally unable to stand the thought of the cookies any longer, she got up, put on her robe and tippy toed silently down the long hallway to the living room where the cookies where. She sat in front of the Christmas tree and ate every last one of Fat Santa's Cookies and tippy toed back silently back down the hallway to bed careful not to wake Chester, Ched, Charlie... whatever his name was. In the morning, she woke excited because she knew that today was the day she'd find her Triple D Silicone Fun Bags under the tree! She ran excitedly from the bedroom like... well.... like a kid at Christmas silly. When she reached the living room she saw a huge silver box with red bow waiting for her. Unable to contain her excitement any longer she ripped off the lid. Inside was a note from Santa and a single box of saltine crackers that read: "Dear Super Thin Aspiring Model, since you ate all my damn cookies, I only thought it was fair to ration out to you your dinner for the next 364 days. Enjoy. Love, Santa." Needless to say, the boyfriend of the hour left her because she didn't get any fun bags, and all she got was a years supply of saltine crackers. Moral of the story... He's fat. He's Santa. And you better leave his damn cookies alone.

Frosty the Pervert -Not everybody knows the true story of Frosty. Oh sure, the cartoons played during the holidays when we were kids were full of happy, fun Frosty things with a bunch of singing and a happy ending, but Frosty has a dark, perverted side that not many people know about. Often spotted on the cross town bus during the holiday season reading the latest "Frosty Nipple" mag, Frosty has a rap sheet a mile long due to flashing the neighborhood housewives his "Crystal Balls" from time to time. Pure white with a touch of glitter on top to deceive you with assumed innocence, Frosty The Pervert will tickle selective parts of you in the shower with a cool, minty peppermint blast. Brrrr.... You know he gets his jollies from it. Pervert.

Naughty Pilgrim - The aroma of creamy pumpkin pie filling with rich eagle brand milk; surrounded with freshly baked yellow cake, melted butter, pecans, and hints of spice.

Limited Edition and Discontinued Scents

*These scents are available in the Limited Edition and Retired sections.





Clearance Sale Scents


Ghetto Princes -fresh green notes of clover and ivy followed by notes of jasmine, and vetiver. Bottom notes of green stem notes.

High Maintenance -floral, woody blend of patchouli and vanilla with a heavy musk undertone.

Hot Summer Nights -Honeysuckle, fresh on the vine.

Intoxication -Jasmine, violet and vanilla.

Monkey Nutz -Strongest and creamiest coconut scent known to mankind.

Morning Glory -bergamot, lemon, silver fir, and geranium; all sitting on intoxicating notes of woods, leather, and musk.

Putty in your Hands - Pure Lavender.

Queen for a Day - Sweetly spun cotton candy.

Revenge is Sweet -orange, strawberry, apple and grapes; sprinkled with sugar.

Shake My Peaches -The freshest Georgia peach you'll ever find. You can smell the fuzz!

Sister Mary Frances -Italian bergamot and sparkling lemon are sweetened with freshly picked citron and neroli. A white floral jasmine, orange blossom and rose are blended with sheer musk and cedarwood with a light powder down.

420 -Herb man, herb.

Autumn of my Youth -Woody Floral.

Cockblocked -base notes of ripened apples and oakmoss, made spectacular with a complex blend of cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, orange zests, lemon peel, and a touch of tart lychee berries and coumarin.

Don't Eat the Daisies -tangy lemon and jasmine; followed by middle notes of muguet lily, rose petals, African violet, and daylily; sitting on base notes of cedarwood, patchouli, and musk.

Kiss My Grits -Fruit and spice.

Leather Gimp Suit and Chaps -Just like opening the door to a leather shop. The cleanest smell ever.

Mr. Hankey's Xmas -Hot Cocoa and Marshmallow.

Sex on the Beach -fresh ripened peaches, fresh squeezed oranges, and spiced cranberry.

Sultry Angel -Heady florals, light musk and woods.

Super Skank -magnolia and African violets with sweet orange blossoms, apple slices, and red grapes.

Thunder Thighs -Buttery Lemon pound cake and icing.

Lick Me All Over -base notes of raspberry, cantaloupe, and watermelon, middle notes of jasmine and violet, and fresh top notes of grapefruit and kumquat.

Orange You Special -Custom blend of orange essential oil, blood orange, grapefruit and a hint of vanilla bean.

Spank the Monkey -fresh bananas and juicy grapefruit, middle notes of kiwi, juicy bubblegum, and strawberries; and a hint of vanilla.

Yellow Snow -Pine, evergreens, mint, spices and apple.

Naughty School Girl -Vanilla mint, like the inside of a peppermint patty without the chocolate.

Strawberry Moonshine -Fresh picked strawberries, with a touch of banana vodka.

Sex and Candy -Graham crackers, marshmallow and chocolate.

Baby Daddy -Gooey cinnamon buns with melted cream cheese icing.

John Deere Queer -English garden reminiscent of hyacinth, sweet pea, lily of the valley, violets and wild jasmine with a background of light herbal blend.

Lot Lizard -Jasmine and gardenia with an undertone of lily of the valley.

Tattooed Hooker -Cinnamon streusel and pecan coffee cake.

White Trash Wedding -Pecan pie, fresh from the oven.

Camel Toe -Wood and musk.

Second Base -As american as cinnamon apple pie.

Twat Waffle -See Inappropriate Aunt Gert for description.