*Limited edition soaps, melts, candles and bath and body items are described within the product listing itself.

3 Bears - Everyone is always so concerned about Goldilocks.  What about those poor little bears that she invaded?  The sweet smell of porridge and rich fruit with sweet citrus, spice, a hint of mint and everything nice! Spiced woods and soft florals surrounded by patchouli and a base of soft vanilla bean.  Now, who's eating who's porridge?

420 - Purely herbal, never skunky.

Acid Trip - A meditative unisex blend of patchouli, sweet orange, lavendin, pine, lemongrass and elelmi, with notes of incense, amber and musk. (A LUSHious Duplication)

All Nighter - Intoxicating white lilac freshly cut from the bush.

Ay Carumba!- Margarita lovers won't believe how true this scent is to the refreshing salty-lime-tequila drink that brings us so much joy.

Bless Me Father - Light summer florals with green apple, grapefruit and white amber.

Blooming Idiot -  Sweet notes of Bartlett Pear, Apricot, White Peach, Plum Blossom, with fresh notes of Mimosa and Spring Air.

Booty Call - Wholesome oats and sweet cream are infused with rich warm notes of honey and almonds and topped with a sprinkling of brown sugar.

By the Sea - Misty sea spray so real you can actually smell the salt.

Candied Toffee Crunch - Rich buttery toffee with a hint of brown sugar.

Crème de la Crème - Crème brulee with caramelized brown sugar.

Cuppa Chai Please - Sweet spices, tea, and heavy cream make up the best cup of chai you're ever had.  Honest. (Formerly Snake Charmer)

Da Bomb! - Tart and ripe black cherries.

Deceptions and Lies - Plump and juicy black raspberries on top of rich vanilla ice cream.

Don't Squeeze My Melons! - Fresh melon and crispy cucumber combined with a hint lily of the valley.

Draft Up Your Skirt - Fresh summer breezes, warm florals, light ozone and sunshine blow through the green meadows.

Drama Whore - Fresh lime, a hint of mint, warm summer breezes blowing through bamboo grass.  Notes of French lavender and musk to round it out.  

Dream Big - Fresh and clean just like a pile of freshly dried laundry linen.

Fat Bottom Girls - Pure, sinful, rich and decadent devils food cake with a rich frosting of Godiva chocolate. Mmmm, YUM!

Fierce! - Sweet toffee, golden honey, slight hints of bergamot and orange and a bit of woody musk. A LUSHious duplication.

Fruity Loops - Sweet Lemon-lime and berries with milk.  Sure to bring back childhood memories!  (Formerly Schizoid)

Ghetto Princess - A feminine floral scent with notes of geranium, jasmine, and vetiver surrounded by green of ivy, clover, and watercress.

Girly Girl - Cotton candy, French vanilla, caramel with berry, plum, and bergamot and the richness of fig, anise, musk, and a touch of woodsy florals.

Hawaiian Punch Out - Hawaiian Fruit Punch. (Formerly Mantrum)

High Maintenance - Musk, jasmine, lavender and vanilla.

Holla Back Girl - A burst of sunny lemon peel and yuzu, followed by hints of jasmine and peach flower, delicate white tea, bitter melon, and ginger.

Hollywood Sex Kitten - Sultry notes of white flowers, soft sensual musk and powdery violets make this a must have.  (A LUSHious Duplication. Scent is light and delicate by nature due to the scent formulation.)

Hot Sexy UPS Dude - Orange blossom, mandarin, jasmine and is accented with amber, cedar and vanilla

Hot Summer Nights - The lingering fresh scent of summer honeysuckle clinging to the vine.

Hot Tranny Mess - Party on like a ROCKSTAR.  A LUSHious duplication

Intoxication - Violets, rose, jasmine, vanilla bean, ylang ylang, bergamont, clove buds and a touch of patchouli.  A LUSHious duplication.

Junk In Your Trunk - Sweet, warm and buttery vanilla cookies fresh from the oven dripping with melting blackberry jam. 

Key Lime - Tart lime, sugar, bourbon vanilla, heavy cream and pie crust.

Let Them Eat Cake! - Rich, buttery Italian birthday cake topped with fluffy buttercream frosting. Yum!

Lick Me All Over - Cantaloupe, raspberries, kumquats and grapefruit infused with violets and jasmine.

Lollipop Guild - Berries and mixed fruit with notes of sweet spun sugar candy on a stick.  Just like the real thing!

Love You Long Time - Fresh mango, Clementine’s and black currants, peach, rose, and coconut milk along with white musk, vanilla, and tamarind.

Metro Man Latte - Double expresso shot, lots of steamed milk and warm, gooey caramel sauce.

Orange You Special - Mandarin and tangerine flesh and peels, exotic citrus fruits, bergamot, and oriental spices.

Pink Hissy Fit - Passion Fruit and Guava.

Plum Crazie - Rich, vibrant plums, raspberries, cranberry, citrus, apple, strawberry with a touch of vanilla, honey and rum.

Porn Star In Pink Panties - A complex scent of fresh bergamot, juicy citron, mingling with floral notes of neroli, jasmine and rose. Leading into the heart of the fragrance, are notes of sweet pear, plum, apricot, and red lyche, ending with base notes of sensual musk and cedarwood, with swirl of white chocolate and fluffy pink cupcakes.  A custom blend only found here.

Putty In Your Hands - A true lavender, intoxicating and refreshing.

Queen For A Day - Freshly Spun Cotton Candy.

Ralph - Banana and vanilla whipped up the best fruit smoothie you've ever had.  Very low key on the banana.  Its just yummy.

Romp In the Orchard - Realistic scent of crisp, ripe macintosh apple mixed with the crisp scent of the peel.

Sister Mary Frances- A softly, musky, floral blossom with Calabrian Bergamont, freshly picked citron and neroli, white floral Jasmine, Rose Damascenia and a clean, dry white musk and Cedarwood finish. (Scent is light and delicate by nature due to the scent formulation.)

Southern Harlot - Juniper berry, orange blossoms and clary sage, orchid, moroccan rose, muguet. Tolu, tonka beans, golden frankincense and rich amber.

Strawberry Anarchy - Plump juice strawberries, whipped cream on top of warm buttery shortbread.

Strawberry Moonshine - Freshly picked summer strawberries juicy and sweet from the vines.

The Devil's Brew - Coffee.  Pure. Fresh brewed. Strong!  No bakery notes.

Trailer Park Trash - Crisp green cuttings, jasmine petals and eucalyptus, and sweet woods and Musk. A fabulously clean, unisex fragrance.

Twinkies - Just like the real thing.  Rich, moist and buttery yellow cake with sweet creamy vanilla filling.

Voluptuous Vanilla Vixen - Pure, rich vanilla beans with a hint of butter.

Woodstock 69 - The ultimate hippie fragrance blend! A rich, beautiful blend, with an earthy hint of patchouli and sweet smell of nag champa.

Holiday Scents available October 1st till they're gone

Elf Sweat - Freshly ground cinnamon bark, slightly woodsy and without bakery overtones.  The strongest cinnamon known to man or Elf! (Candles and Melts ONLY.)

Santa Groped Me - Gorgeous, sticky sweet cinnamon buns fresh out of the oven and dripping with icing and rich butter. (Candles and Melts ONLY.)

Drunk Uncle Bob - Every family has one.  You know, the relative that comes over for holiday parties and makes an ass of himself before passing out drunk on the sofa.
This classic scent is just like dear old drunk Uncle Bob himself and will bring back memories of holiday parties from when you were a kid sitting on the top stair watching the festivities below and drunk Uncle Bob snoring away softly on the sofa covered in his own vomit while your mother looks on horrified.  Ah, the holidays!

Frosty The Pervert - Not everybody knows the true story of Frosty.  Oh sure, the cartoons played during the holidays when we were kids were full of happy, fun Frosty things with a bunch of singing and a happy ending, but Frosty has a dark, perverted side that not many people know about.  Often spotted on the cross town bus during the holiday season reading the latest "Frosty Nipple" mag, Frosty has a rap sheet a mile long due to flashing the neighborhood housewives his "Crystal Balls" from time to time.

Pure white with a touch of glitter on top to deceive you with assumed innocence, Frosty The Pervert will tickle selective parts of you in the shower with a cool, minty peppermint blast.  Brrrr....  You know he gets his jollies from it.  Pervert.

Fat Santa Cookies - One Christmas Eve in NYC, a very thin, starving, beautiful and aspiring model lay in bed tossing and turning unable to sleep.  All she could think about were the warm, gooey, cinnamon butter sugar cookies and ice cold glass of milk that her current boyfriend of the hour had left by the fireplace for "Santa."  They called to her at 2am in the middle of a troubled sleep.   She put the pillow over her head to drown out the sounds hoping to fall back to sleep.

Now you see, this starving model, all she ever wanted was a matching set of silicone fun bags in size triple D and she'd spent that very morning waiting in line at Macy's Department Store just to sit on Santa's lap to ask for the big silicone bags of joy.  (Of course Santa made her bounce up and down on his lap while she asked for them, but that's another story entirely and probably best saved for a jury after the harassment suit is filed.)

Finally unable to stand the thought of the cookies any longer, she got up, put on her robe and tippy toed silently down the long hallway to the living room where the cookies where.  She sat in front of the Christmas tree and ate every last one of Fat Santa's Cookies and tippy toed back silently back down the hallway to bed careful not to wake Chester, Ched, Charlie... whatever his name was.

In the morning, she woke excited because she knew that today was the day she'd find her Triple D Silicone Fun Bags under the tree!  She ran excitedly from the bedroom like... well.... like a kid at Christmas silly.  When she reached the living room she saw a huge silver box with red bow waiting for her.  Unable to contain her excitement any longer she ripped off the lid.  Inside was a note from Santa and a single box of saltine crackers.

Dear Super Thin Aspiring Model, it read.
Since you ate all my damn cookies, I only thought it was fair to ration out to you your dinner for the next 364 days.  Enjoy.
Love,
Santa.

Needless to say, the boyfriend of the hour left her because she didn't get any fun bags, and all she got was a years supply of saltine crackers.
Moral of the story... He's fat.  He's Santa.  And you better leave his damn cookies alone.
Rich and buttery sugar cookies with hints of cinnamon and spices.