Oh you know you have one... that hot, sexy UPS dude dressed in brown that makes your heart skip a beat every time you see the truck roll up in your driveway.  And we know that sometimes, late at night while you're watching the latest infomercial on TV, you secretly toy with the idea of ordering the Faux Flex just so he'll come visit you in 3-5 days with expedited shipping.

This soap will turn your man into the next best thing since the pony express.  Capture the hot, sexy UPS dude anytime you want him and save yourself the overnight shipping charges.

You can also start telling your friends you've got a Hot, Sexy UPS Dude waiting at home in your shower for you and become the envy of the neighborhood.

Net Weight 4.25-4.75oz.